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GOLD
This is the Story
Of
A Little Boy
Named
Gold
He Drifted So Far From Reality
(The REAL Reality... Not His Garden Club Reality)
Drifted So Far From Himself
He Did Not Know Who He Was
Didn't Recognize His Face In The Mirror
...
By The Time He Stumbled Upon
The 3 Bears
...
He Thought Things Were
Too Big
&
Too Small
Didn't Know Where He Fit In
The Reflection Was Him But Not Him
Why Didn't It
Fit
Just
Right?
Gold Had High Blood Pressure
High Cholesterol
60# Over Weight
Gold Was More Lead Than GOLD
Something Must Be Wrong With Reality
Because I Am Me
So Gold Went Off Into The World
He Came Across
Pigs
Witches
Tornadoes
A Girl With Extremely Long Hair
Lots Of Weird People
With
Weird Problems
Life Was A Burden For Most Of Them
Gold TOTALLY Understood
People Were Cranky With Gold
Then Gold Got Cranky
And Gold And Gold's Cranky Mind
Thought Cranky Thought's
&
Said Cranky Things
Gold Was Angry
Gold Didn't Like His Life
But Gold Did His Best
Because He Forgot Who He Was
Gold Kept Wondering Why The World Was So Abrasive
When All He Did Was Do His Best
...
Gold Had Forgotten Who He Was
The Reflection Had Changed
Foggy
Gold Was Gold But Not Gold
Gold Went 2 Yoga
&
Began To Meditate
&
Came To Realize
If He Observed His Breath
&
Slowed Down
To The Tempo
Of Reality
Gold Would Not Suffer So Much
SO
When Gold's Master Said
LOCK THE MIND
LOCK THE FOCUS
Gold Had A Revelation
...
&
GoldiLOCKS
Was Born
...
As
A
Reminder
To
Be
Disciplined
&
Focused
Goldilocks Blood Pressure Went Down
His Cholesterol Became Appropriate
He Lost 60#
Goldilocks Looked A-MAZING
He Stopped Trying To Catch The World
&
Let The World Catch Him
He Became Still
2
Move
...
The World Stopped Being Wrong
GoldiLOCKS Got Just Right
...
GoldiLOCKS
Went On To Become
The Most Equanimous Yogi
&
Lived In A Tree House
Meditated
&
Moved His Body
Everyday
&
Road An Electric Scooter
&
He Became Very Popular Amoungst The Trees
Go Sweat!
to bo continued... The Bears Are Coming
Of
A Little Boy
Named
Gold
He Drifted So Far From Reality
(The REAL Reality... Not His Garden Club Reality)
Drifted So Far From Himself
He Did Not Know Who He Was
Didn't Recognize His Face In The Mirror
...
By The Time He Stumbled Upon
The 3 Bears
...
He Thought Things Were
Too Big
&
Too Small
Didn't Know Where He Fit In
The Reflection Was Him But Not Him
Why Didn't It
Fit
Just
Right?
Gold Had High Blood Pressure
High Cholesterol
60# Over Weight
Gold Was More Lead Than GOLD
Something Must Be Wrong With Reality
Because I Am Me
So Gold Went Off Into The World
He Came Across
Pigs
Witches
Tornadoes
A Girl With Extremely Long Hair
Lots Of Weird People
With
Weird Problems
Life Was A Burden For Most Of Them
Gold TOTALLY Understood
People Were Cranky With Gold
Then Gold Got Cranky
And Gold And Gold's Cranky Mind
Thought Cranky Thought's
&
Said Cranky Things
Gold Was Angry
Gold Didn't Like His Life
But Gold Did His Best
Because He Forgot Who He Was
Gold Kept Wondering Why The World Was So Abrasive
When All He Did Was Do His Best
...
Gold Had Forgotten Who He Was
The Reflection Had Changed
Foggy
Gold Was Gold But Not Gold
Gold Went 2 Yoga
&
Began To Meditate
&
Came To Realize
If He Observed His Breath
&
Slowed Down
To The Tempo
Of Reality
Gold Would Not Suffer So Much
SO
When Gold's Master Said
LOCK THE MIND
LOCK THE FOCUS
Gold Had A Revelation
...
&
GoldiLOCKS
Was Born
...
As
A
Reminder
To
Be
Disciplined
&
Focused
Goldilocks Blood Pressure Went Down
His Cholesterol Became Appropriate
He Lost 60#
Goldilocks Looked A-MAZING
He Stopped Trying To Catch The World
&
Let The World Catch Him
He Became Still
2
Move
...
The World Stopped Being Wrong
GoldiLOCKS Got Just Right
...
GoldiLOCKS
Went On To Become
The Most Equanimous Yogi
&
Lived In A Tree House
Meditated
&
Moved His Body
Everyday
&
Road An Electric Scooter
&
He Became Very Popular Amoungst The Trees
Go Sweat!
to bo continued... The Bears Are Coming